Let’s have some Summer fun!

Every Wednesday we are going to post a tantalizing little nugget. We are going to try and give a bit of Summer sizzle and you can come back every Wednesday for the next installment. So here is our first ever Wet & Wild entry.

Sandy Cheeks

When my friend Carter says that she is getting married, I know that I will drop everything to celebrate her. It’s been years since I’ve been to Cape May. I roll my eyes thinking about dealing with her childhood friend Jen. Jen never liked me. Being an Army brat, I was constantly moving around and never kept a friend for more than two years. My parents figured I could use some stability and in 8th grade I was sent to live with my grandmother. Carter embraced me but Jen hated me on sight. It was hard being away from my parents, but I grew closer to my grandmother and Carter was like a sister. She had an older brother that had gone off to college so we both relished a sister-friend bond.

Carter text me in all caps. BILLIE! WE ARE GETTING THE BROS BACK TOGETHER! I smiled, shaking my head. We loved having “boy” names and being silly about it. I let her know to expect me after I checked in on my parents who had retired to Town Bank , New Jersey. In less than 12 hours we would be drinking and carrying on.

We meet on the rooftop of Harry’s Ocean Bar & Grille. The ladies were wearing sundresses and of course Jen was over the top flirting with a bartender. Carter and I screamed and hugged each other like we hadn’t gone for her final gown fitting just last month. “Jen is having the most fun!” Carter said pointing her head in Jen’s direction. Jen must have felt our eyes on her because she bounds over with extra jiggle for the patrons. ” You will finally get to meet sexy ass Carson. Make no mistake though, I call dibs! I have been Carter’s friend since kindergarten.” I’m not going to do this tug of war with her. I hug her and offer to get us some appetizers to share.

The night goes just as I thought; we have fun drink too much and dance until our feet hurt. Carter’s two cousins and Jen grind on randoms and at closing we “sneak” on to the beach. Carter tells us all she loves us and then face plants in the sand. Her cousin Franchesca and Luz get their feet wet and run around. I roll Carter over and sit down with her. I watch Jen strip down to her thong and run to the water. By 12:30, we are all settled into the room at La Mer, so we don’t disturb Carter’s parents at their house. The next day Jen comes up with the brilliant idea to go to Higbee beach I guess to get an even tan.

We pack up the car with a cooler and all the beachy items we could possibly need. Luz brings a speaker and tells us she will be DJ. We park and trek the items in a wagon. We all know we are going see wrinkly sacs and maybe a few augmented boobs, but Jen has her heart set on sitting nude. ” I hate sand in my butt crack so I will not be taking of my suit.” Jen doesn’t even turn to me as she is pulling off her top.

” Bill, bro, isn’t that how y’all do it? You have lovely breasts. I promise I won’t beg to lick them. Sun them babe.” Jen is flirtatious with everyone. She chuckles and I relent. I take my top off after we set up our area. Jen runs to the water ducks her head under a few times and runs back to the group. She crawls on the blanket between me and the cooler and tweaks my nipple. I smack her hand away and she shakes her hair out on me. ” Did I get you all wet Billie?’

• See ya next Wednesday.*